Unisex classic tee Candy isn't the only thing I eat
Candy isn't the only thing I eat
Estimated delivery: 5–9 business days
Printed just for you, then shipped with tracking. This is an estimate, not a guarantee: delivery times can vary, and busy holiday weeks can add a few days.
Trick-or-treating, adult edition. A naughty Halloween joke tee that gets a reaction every time.
Details
- 100% cotton (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
- Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
- Classic unisex fit, sizes S to 5XL
- Available in Black, Navy, Sport Grey and White
- Taped neck and shoulders, double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Printed on demand, just for you
Note: the White colour may appear slightly off-white due to the fabric.
What you get
- Soft tee or crewneck sweatshirt
- Your joke, printed on demand just for you
- Unisex sizes: tees S–5XL, crewnecks S–2XL
- Free replacement if it arrives damaged or misprinted
Questions
How long does shipping take?
Each shirt is printed after you order. Production usually takes 2–5 business days (a bit longer during busy holiday weeks), then it ships with tracking. Delivery time depends on where you live, and you'll see the shipping options at checkout. Order early if you want it before the big night.
How do I pick my size?
It's a unisex fit. Tees go from S to 5XL, crewnecks from S to 2XL. Check the size guide on each product page, and compare with a shirt you already own. Between two sizes? Go up for a relaxed fit.
Can I return it?
Each shirt is printed just for you, so we can't take returns for a change of mind or the wrong size. If your order arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a refund.
What is it made of?
You'll find the exact fabric on each product page. Machine wash cold, inside out, to keep the print looking fresh.
