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Scream my name
Big nick energy
Ce soir on fait grincer le traineau
Déballe-moi!
Fourre moi pas la dinde
Ho Ho Hold my beer
Ho ho holy fuck
I'm a Hoe hoe hoe
I'm a naughty girl
J'aime noel ma femme pi suzuki
Je suis trop chaud pour ce souper
Jingle my balls
Make gaz cheap again
Make groceries cheap again
Mon cadeau l'indépendance
Pas de politique avant le dessert
Pass the gravy not your opinions
Père noel apportes nous la coupe!
Père noel paye mon épicerie!
présent pour la bouffe
Santa pay my bills
Stuff me not the turkey
Too hot for an ugly sweater
Your present is under this shirt
Trick or Tits
candy isn't the only thing I eat
Cream pie
Ghosted before halloween
Haunted but horny
I'm here for the boo-bies
Less boo more booty
Not a vampire still suck
Scream my name
The real monster is down here
Trick or tits
Vampires suck so do i
Wanna se my boo-ty
Candy isn't the only thing I eat
Cream pie
Ghosted before halloween
Haunted but horny
I'm here for the boo-bies
Less boo more booty
Not a vampire still suck
Scream my name
The real monster is down here
Trick or tits
Vampires suck so do i
New designs are dropping soon. Check back in a few days!
What you get
- Soft tee or crewneck sweatshirt
- Your joke, printed on demand just for you
- Unisex sizes: tees S–5XL, crewnecks S–2XL
- Free replacement if it arrives damaged or misprinted
Questions
How long does shipping take?
Each shirt is printed after you order. Production usually takes 2–5 business days (a bit longer during busy holiday weeks), then it ships with tracking. Delivery time depends on where you live, and you'll see the shipping options at checkout. Order early if you want it before the big night.
How do I pick my size?
It's a unisex fit. Tees go from S to 5XL, crewnecks from S to 2XL. Check the size guide on each product page, and compare with a shirt you already own. Between two sizes? Go up for a relaxed fit.
Can I return it?
Each shirt is printed just for you, so we can't take returns for a change of mind or the wrong size. If your order arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a refund.
What is it made of?
You'll find the exact fabric on each product page. Machine wash cold, inside out, to keep the print looking fresh.