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Haunted but horny
Ghosted before halloween
Wanna see my boo-ty
Not a vampire still suck
Scream my name
The real monster is down here
Less boo more booty
Vampires suck so do i
I'm here for the boo-bies
Candy isn't the only thing I eat
Trick or tits
Cream pie
Scream my name
Trick or Tits
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What you get
- Soft tee or crewneck sweatshirt
- Your joke, printed on demand just for you
- Unisex sizes: tees S–5XL, crewnecks S–2XL
- Free replacement if it arrives damaged or misprinted
Questions
How long does shipping take?
Each shirt is printed after you order. Production usually takes 2–5 business days (a bit longer during busy holiday weeks), then it ships with tracking. Delivery time depends on where you live, and you'll see the shipping options at checkout. Order early if you want it before the big night.
How do I pick my size?
It's a unisex fit. Tees go from S to 5XL, crewnecks from S to 2XL. Check the size guide on each product page, and compare with a shirt you already own. Between two sizes? Go up for a relaxed fit.
Can I return it?
Each shirt is printed just for you, so we can't take returns for a change of mind or the wrong size. If your order arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a refund.
What is it made of?
You'll find the exact fabric on each product page. Machine wash cold, inside out, to keep the print looking fresh.