Santa Pay My F*cking Bills funny Christmas sweater

Crew neck sweatshirt Santa pay my bills

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$50.99
Sale price  $50.99 Regular price 
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Santa Pay My F*cking Bills funny Christmas sweater

sweatshirt Santa pay my bills

$50.99
Sale price  $50.99 Regular price 
Bundle deal Buy 2, get free shipping in Canada & the USA. Applied automatically at checkout.

Size guide

Unisex fit. Lay your favourite sweater flat and compare. Between two sizes? Go up for a relaxed fit.

SizeChest widtharmpit to armpitLengthshoulder to hem
S2028
M2228
L2429
XL2630
2XL2830

Measurements are of the garment laid flat and can vary by up to 2 inches (5 cm).

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Size

Estimated delivery: 5–12 business days

Printed just for you, then shipped with tracking. This is an estimate, not a guarantee: delivery times can vary, and busy holiday weeks can add a few days.

Printed just for you
Tracked shipping worldwide
Misprinted or damaged? Free replacement
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Forget the toys, Santa. This adult Christmas sweatshirt has one simple wish: pay the bills. Funny, honest and cozy.

Details

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester NuBlend® pill-resistant fleece
  • Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
  • Classic unisex fit, sizes S to 2XL
  • Available in Black, Navy, Ash and White
  • Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs and waistband
  • Printed on demand, just for you

What you get

  • Soft tee or crewneck sweatshirt
  • Your joke, printed on demand just for you
  • Unisex sizes: tees S–5XL, crewnecks S–2XL
  • Free replacement if it arrives damaged or misprinted

Questions

How long does shipping take?

Each shirt is printed after you order. Production usually takes 2–5 business days (a bit longer during busy holiday weeks), then it ships with tracking. Delivery time depends on where you live, and you'll see the shipping options at checkout. Order early if you want it before the big night.

How do I pick my size?

It's a unisex fit. Tees go from S to 5XL, crewnecks from S to 2XL. Check the size guide on each product page, and compare with a shirt you already own. Between two sizes? Go up for a relaxed fit.

Can I return it?

Each shirt is printed just for you, so we can't take returns for a change of mind or the wrong size. If your order arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a refund.

What is it made of?

You'll find the exact fabric on each product page. Machine wash cold, inside out, to keep the print looking fresh.

Snowy chalet under a starry night sky in the mountains (photo: Rodney Saigeon, Unsplash)

One sweater, one joke, zero regrets.

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