Funny Christmas Sweaters
Your present is under this shirt
Stuff me not the turkey
Jingle my balls
Ce soir on fait grincer le traineau
Too hot for an ugly sweater
Make groceries cheap again
Santa pay my bills
J'aime noel ma femme pi suzuki
Pass the gravy not your opinions
Mon cadeau l'indépendance
Fourre moi pas la dinde
Big nick energy
Père noel apportes nous la coupe!
Make gaz cheap again
Ho ho holy fuck
Je suis trop chaud pour ce souper
Déballe-moi!
Ho Ho Hold my beer
Pas de politique avant le dessert
présent pour la bouffe
Père noel paye mon épicerie!
I'm a naughty girl
I'm a Hoe hoe hoe
New designs are dropping soon. Check back in a few days!
What you get
- Soft tee or crewneck sweatshirt
- Your joke, printed on demand just for you
- Unisex sizes: tees S–5XL, crewnecks S–2XL
- Free replacement if it arrives damaged or misprinted
Questions
How long does shipping take?
Each shirt is printed after you order. Production usually takes 2–5 business days (a bit longer during busy holiday weeks), then it ships with tracking. Delivery time depends on where you live, and you'll see the shipping options at checkout. Order early if you want it before the big night.
How do I pick my size?
It's a unisex fit. Tees go from S to 5XL, crewnecks from S to 2XL. Check the size guide on each product page, and compare with a shirt you already own. Between two sizes? Go up for a relaxed fit.
Can I return it?
Each shirt is printed just for you, so we can't take returns for a change of mind or the wrong size. If your order arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, email us a photo within 30 days of delivery and we'll send a free replacement or a refund.
What is it made of?
You'll find the exact fabric on each product page. Machine wash cold, inside out, to keep the print looking fresh.